Category: Politics

IRS Audits Nancy Pelosi, Discovers Decades of Embezzling from Taxpayers

It’s a well-known fact that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has been stealing from taxpayers for decades, ever since she was first elected to Congress in 1987. Yes, everyone knows it, but no one has ever been able to prove it. Until now. Our famously ethical and morally upright president, Donald Trump, ordered…


Sen. Graham Calls on Biden to Tell Dems to Drop Impeachment

Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., urged Joe Biden to push back against his fellow Democrats’ impeachment effort of President Donald Trump, saying in a series of Twitter posts, if he truly wants “unity,” he should instruct them to drop the matter. “It is now time for President-elect Biden to rise to the occasion and instruct his…


Trump to Impeach John Roberts Using Judicial Subsection 22-A

The Supreme Court is merely a tool of the Executive Branch of government, a fact clearly laid out in the Constitution. This means that they are to support the President in his every decision, and they are certainly not to make political statements against the President from the bench. Apparently they’ve forgotten their oath because…


Pelosi Cancels Impeachment Press Conference After Remembering She Doesn’t Have A Podium

WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her upcoming impeachment press conference after she suddenly realized she doesn’t have a podium anymore. “I can’t give a press conference without my podium, which was stolen by an evil terrorist from Florida,” said Pelosi. “That podium is very special to me. It has great…


Pelosi Bill Allows Undocumented to Collect Social Security

Social Security was specifically designed as a safety-net for America’s senior citizens, to assure that in their twilight years, the money that they themselves had worked so hard for during their lives would be there when they retired.  The key word in that sentence was “America.” But just this last week, Speaker of the House…


Two Star Witnesses Against Biden Found Floating In River Ukraine

No matter how much the Democrats deny it, it’s clear that Joe Biden and his son, Hunter, were involved in a quid pro quo corruption scheme involving themselves, the White House, the Ukrainian government, and several Ukrainian energy companies that resulted in a sweet aid deal to Ukraine and a fabulous, do-nothing job for Hunter….


Trump Just Finalized A New Border Rule – Donald Is Putting An End To Infamous “Asylum Shopping”

Throughout President Donald Trump’s tenure, he has fought against unauthorized entry into the United States. And his southern border wall remains a major topic of debate. As Trump continues to fight for a second term, he hasn’t stopped fighting for America’s security and stability — though Democrats often aren’t big fans of his border policies….


John Elway Lays Down The Law: ‘Kneel On My Field And You’re Fired On The Spot’

John Elway, former Super Bowl-winning quarterback and Head of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos, has laid down some ground rules for the upcoming season of the NFL. According to our sources inside the locker room who may or may not have direct knowledge of what’s going on, Elway is already polishing up his index…


Pelosi Bans All Motorcycle ‘Rallies’

Even though a lot of flak and consternation has been bandied about regarding the incredible lack of pandemic-related safety that was on display at the Sturgis motorcycle rally last month, it’s still a fact that less than 500 people have so far been shown to be Covid positive due to the event.  Nevertheless, Little Miss…


Pelosi Shuts Down Social Security Payments for Two Months

Lately it’s apparent that our country is going through a lot of hardship and sacrifice in order to make our way as safely as possible though the current pandemic crisis.   Schools have been closed, concerts cancelled, and sources have reported that quirky millionaire Elon Musk is sprayed down six times a day by a professional…


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